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Friday, April 12, 2019

Panel Vision - 9 Possible Characters for Shazam 2


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Judging by its sizable opening I’m assuming by now most folks have seen the infectiously enjoyable Shazam.  This movie has turned into a real slam dunk for the haggard DC Entertainment and seems to mark a turning point where their movies go from polarizing dregs like Suicide Squad and Dawn of Justice to a new era of popular if disconnected hits like Aquaman and Shazam.  

In any event, WB seems to have faith in this as they’ve already re-upped the creative team behind Shazam to begin work on a sequel, which means I get to start speculating on who we might see in said sequel.  I’m not going to address the very obvious appearances in the sequel set-up by Shazam’s post-credits scene but there are still a number of characters from the Shazam mythos and beyond that, I think we can expect to see in whatever adventures are next in store for Shazam and his marvelous family.
 



Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Panel Vision - Shazam! Easter Eggs Explained


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So, Shazam is upon us and, for a change of pace, DC’s new blockbuster seems to be doing really well.  That’s not a huge shake-up to be fair as Aquaman and Wonder Woman both found a major audience and received overall positive reviews, it largely just feels like Shazam’s place as the third success under DC’s belt has finally marked the company exiting the shadows and making good movies for a change.  A big part of that change has been a shift in approach to the idea of continuity.  

Previously DC films were all about crafting a meticulous extended universe of inter-connected plot points and characters.  More recently that particular wrinkle has taken a serious backseat to things like good characters and fun action, which is absolutely for the best.  However, it’s not as if the DC films are completely devoid of Easter Eggs, shocking cameos, or post-credit scene teases and Shazam was no exception.  As such, I’ve put together this list of 5 shocking appearances in Shazam. 
















Friday, April 5, 2019

Cover Story - Top 12 Shazam Comic Covers


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So, there’s a new superhero film at the box office and that means a new dive into the annals of comic book history.  This week has given us a look at the first ever feature film debut of Shazam! the world’s mightiest mortal and one time biggest thing on the planet.  Despite his years worth of lawsuits and problems with using his own name Shazam has done fairly well for himself in comics with a number of popular series and appearances to his name but I’ll be focusing specifically on the ‘90s comic The Power of Shazam, by Jerry Ordway.  

This was the last time Shazam enjoyed an actual ongoing title and it features some truly beautiful cover work from Ordway with these lovely painted covers.  It’s one of those really enjoyable ‘90s comics that’s earnest and fun and is constantly forgotten when bitter comic nerds try to rewrite the decade as nothing but grungy anti-heroes.  But enough bashing at the try-hard vanguard of faux tastemakers, let’s dig into this series and get the cover story on the top 12 Power of Shazam covers. 



Week in Review - The Stand (1994)


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And so we come to the end of my dive into the Stephen King films of the ‘90s.  Some were a delight, some were bizarre and dated, some were Apt Pupil, but I’ve elected to end this look back with another longtime favorite I had before even embarking on this endeavor: 1994’s The Stand.  Though not technically a movie, The Stand was part of the other wave of King adaptations at the time that arose from the world of TV.  It was a mini-series consisting of 4 episodes released over 5 days in May of 1994.  

It’s a mammoth of a mini-series and one of the four released at the time alongside the original IT, the comedically bad and often maligned Langoliers, and the mostly forgotten Tommyknockers.  As that description probably suggested The Stand is easily the best of the four and definitely deserves a spot as one of the better King adaptations of the ‘90s thanks to its well-composed focus and cast of solid TV mainstays turning in great performances.



Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Week of Review - Apt Pupil (1998)


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I want to be upfront here; I went into Apt Pupil with “they can’t all be winners” mentality.  I’m aware that digging through forgotten C-list cinema is by no means a sure thing and there’s every chance that among the genuine gems like Needful Things and The Mangler you’re going to come upon stuff that’s problematic or dated like Thinner.  However, I was in no way prepared for just how terrible Apt Pupil was going to be, this movie makes Thinner look like The Shining.  

It’s a film that I fully expected to be dated, tasteless, problematic, uncomfortable and more and while it was absolutely all of those things it was somehow so much less as well. 
It’s a bad movie I’m kind of shocked we ever stopped talking about yet also completely unsurprised it’s been swallowed up by the dust bin of history and banished by its own mediocrity.  I mean, when you’ve got a movie about a teen boy sociopath who forms an unsettling relationship with an old Nazi and it’s directed by Bryan Singer the last thing you expect it to be is so damn boring. 



Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Week of Review - Graveyard Shift (1990)


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So far in this Week of Review, all the King adaptations I’ve looked at have been fairly unique from one another, barring one crossover character.  That’s about to change with this film, Graveyard Shift.  Released in 1990, Graveyard Shift was adapted from a Stephen King short story of the same name, much like The Mangler.  Also much like The Mangler, Graveyard Shift revolves around a series of mysterious deaths in an industrial building that also happens to function as the lifeblood of a small Maine town and there’s an evil owner involved. 

You know, when you lay it all out like this it becomes A LOT clearer why Stephen King adaptations would more or less flame out hard in 1995 and not really recover till 2013.  Even accepting that The Mangler and Graveyard Shift are actually very different kinds of movies with unique approaches to horror the outward similarities are a little hard to overcome.  Of course the biggest difference, and this is a tough one to avoid, is that Graveyard Shift isn’t nearly as good as The Mangler.



Monday, April 1, 2019

Panel Vision - Art of the Prank


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It’s April Fool’s Day, which usually means a day of disbelieving anything you see on the Internet but I’ve elected to celebrate the holiday a different way.  Rather than a fake review I’m looking back at one of my favorite super villains of all time through the lens of one of his few starring roles: Oswald Loomis- The Prankster.  Created in 1942 by Jerry Siegel and John Sikela, Prankster is one of the few non-powered villains in Superman’s rogues gallery and a proud member of the joke-themed villain cadre alongside the likes of The Trickster and the Joker. 

He’s been through a number of iterations, starting off as a cartoonishly fat character who’d go after Superman using deadly practical jokes and gags.  He also got somewhat re-imagined for the New 52 era but neither of those are the Prankster I’ve chosen to focus on today.  No, instead I’ll be looking at the Prankster of Superman #660 from 2007, written by Kurt Busiek with art by Mike Manley and Bret Belvins, color by Lee Loughridge, and letters by Rob Leigh. 



Week of Review - Needful Things (1993)


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One of the odd things about Stephen King’s work is that he’s arguably one of the most successful literary authors to dip his toes in the realm of continuity.  If you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade, what I mean by continuity is the idea that characters, events, and elements of a world are consistent across multiple stories that aren’t necessary sequels to each other.  Marvel Studios has more or less made their bread and butter with continuity, trusting that story elements like SHIELD or the Infinity Stones can appear in Thor 2 or Incredible Hulk and audiences will know and accept these films as being in the same universe.  

This has long been the case in comic books but it’s rare in literary circles, mainly because connected books tend to just be sequels but that’s definitely not the case with King.  He’s concocted a vast web of interconnecting books that are in no way framed as sequels to each other, mainly through shared geography of fictional Maine towns.  Stories like IT, Tommyknockers, The Dead Zone, Stand By Me, Shawshank Redemption, Cujo all take place in the same fictional Maine county with its core being the town of Castle Rock, and in 1993 Castle Rock finally got its starring horror movie story in Needful Things.



Saturday, March 30, 2019

Week of Review - The Dark Half (1993)


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Let’s talk for a minute about George Romero.  Romero is one of the all-time giants of the horror genre, a skilled and storied director most famed for introducing the world to the streamlined vision of zombies that was the “of the Dead” film series.  However, as excellent as that series is (the first four films and the Romero directed remake anyway) the man did a lot of other high-quality work that’s gone unfairly under-appreciated by the public at large such as Monkey Shines or Knight Riders.  

In 1993, Romero decided to dip his toes into the Stephen King pond and turned in one of the best King adaptations of the decade: The Dark Half.  Starring Timothy Hutton and Michael Rooker, The Dark Half is quintessential King viewing, hitting on a number of his favorite tropes and ideas while still realizing them in their best way.  The film also marks the first entry in this retrospective to tie into the Stephen King shared universe of stories, connecting as it does to the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine.  So, continuity, quality, and a number of name actors and creators who’ve become beloved in their own right- let’s talk about The Dark Half.




Week of Review - The Mangler (1995)


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On to day two of my look back at the forgotten Stephen King adaptations of the ‘90s, today we’ll be taking a look at the Tobe Hooper film The Mangler.  This was one of the last King films of the Golden Age of adaptations, released in 1995 right before the well of adaptive works dried up almost overnight.  It’s actually somewhat staggering the level of King adaptations that cropped up between 1990 and 1995.  Including TV mini-series like IT and The Stand the first half of the ‘90s saw a staggering 12 King adaptations, the same as the entirety of the ‘80s and double the number that was made in the 2000s.  

That’s also part of why these mid-decade adaptations like The Mangler or Thinner started getting into the stranger corners of King’s canon, most of the more cinematic or standard pulp options like Christie, Misery, and The Shining had already been done so they were really scraping the bottom of the barrel with stuff about Romani weight loss curses or an evil industrial ironing machine from hell.  However, don’t let the goofier subject matter fool you because The Mangler is easily one of the best King adaptations this decade produced. 



Friday, March 29, 2019

Cover Story - Top 12 John Constantine Covers


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This is actually an article I was planning to do last October but that turned out to be a busy month.  That’s sort of the thing about Legends of Tomorrow, it’s a delight of a show with a ton of deep cut geeky heroes but it can be hard to keep up with how often they feature characters that could demand a whole number of articles, reviews, and lists.  Today we gather to celebrate John Constantine, everyone’s favorite blonde cockney street wizard and trench coat wearer.  

I joke but John is among a handful of mystical and urban fantasy characters at DC, and their adjacent imprint Vertigo Comics, who call themselves The Trench Coat Brigade, so just know that’s where we’re starting from with this dive into the top 12 Constantine comic covers.  I’ll be drawing from John’s first solo comic entitled Hellblazer, which began life as part of DC’s mature readers imprint Vertigo Comics and ended after 300 issues when they decided to import John to the main DC universe.  That’s a lot of titles to get through so let’s get down to it and get the cover story on the top 12 John Constantine comic covers.



Week of Review - Thinner (1996)


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A week from today will mark the premiere of a new remake of the Stephen King classic Pet Sematary.  So far the new film has a lot of positive buzz, which makes sense given we’ve entered into a new Golden Age of Stephen King adaptations.  Seriously between The Mist, Gerald’s Game, Mr. Mercedes, IT, 1922, Dark Tower, 11/22/63, Under the Dome, and Castle Rock Stephen King is undergoing a shocking renaissance of TV and movie adaptations in the 2010s with even more films yet to come.  As such, I’ve decided to look to the past, specifically the ‘90s, as that was the last time Stephen King became the go-to thing to adapt in the horror genre.

However, I’m not planning to look at the big names of King adaptations that have always stuck in people’s memories like Shawshank Redemption, no I’m interested in the weird B and C list adaptations the past has to offer.  After all, there’s really not much left to say about a movie we’ve all agreed is good and should be remember but off-beat oddities that pop culture has collectively turned its back on can be so much more weirdly rewarding and it doesn’t get much more weirdly rewarding than 1996’s Thinner.



Sunday, March 24, 2019

Filmland - History of Doppelganger Horror


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By now you’ve probably at least seen an advertisement for Jordan Peele’s sophomore feature Us, though based on the box office a lot of us have seen the film itself as well.  If you haven’t seen it yet don’t worry, no spoilers here, but the film’s focus on evil doppelgangers has definitely got me thinking.  Killer duplicates of oneself is a pretty great horror concept but one rarely explored in the medium as often as ghosts, vampires, werewolves, and various other forms of more widely accepted monsters.  As such, I’ve narrowed down the history of evil doubles in horror movies and TV in order to look back at the premise that’s given us one of the most memorable horror films of the year. 



Monday, March 18, 2019

Panel Vision - 11 Possibilities for Captain Marvel 2


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By this point, the success and sequalization of Marvel films feels almost like a given.  Marvel has gotten so good at making quality movies that manage to thrill us without skimping on characterization that the fact we’ll be seeing these heroes again in new installments is the norm and not the exception.  As such, and combined with its record-breaking success so far, it doesn’t seem too earlier to start speculating about what we can expect from the next entry in the blossoming Captain Marvel franchise.  

The first film has been a major success for Marvel, planting their flag firmly alongside Wonder Woman and Black Panther in the realm of relatively more diverse superhero blockbusters and promising a whole world of potential for the next installment in this new and exciting franchise.  Combined with the extensive collection of comic book history that Carol Danvers and the Captain Mar-Vell brands have been wrapped up in and the recent changes in ownership at Marvel and Disney and there’s plenty of places to take this series next: here are 11 possibilities.



Friday, March 15, 2019

Cover Story - Top 12 Lex Luthor Covers


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Lex Luthor.  It’s a name that wrings loudly through the halls of supervillain infamy alongside such titans as Dr. Doom, the Joker, Loki, and Thanos.  Created in 1940, Lex Luthor is one of the oldest and most well known super villains of all time.  He’s appeared in almost every Superman-centric piece of media we’ve had, played by countless actors and enjoyed numerous solo comic appearances as a protagonist in his own right.  

His obsessive dedication to destroying the man of steel has shaped up to be one of pop culture’s greatest David vs. Goliath stories running across decades and multiple iterations of the character: he’s been a rogue scientist, a business guru, President, and a superhero in his own right.  This Sunday will mark Luthor’s first live-action appearance on the CW show Supergirl, played by Jon Cryer, and while that’s not quite as momentous as it might’ve been given we live in the Superhero Age I’ve still decided to mark the occasion with a deep dive into the top 12 Lex Luthor comic covers.
 


Friday, February 15, 2019

Cover Story - Top 10 Silver Age Doom Patrol Covers


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The Doom Patrol, the world’s strangest heroes, have you ever heard of these folks?  I’d bet not for most folks though I honestly have no idea how comic booky my readership is.  Regardless, even as a fan of the Patrol they’ve always been a pretty firmly entrenched C-level property in the backlog of DC Comics superheroes which makes their upcoming streaming show on DC Universe, produced by Greg Berlanti, a real surprise- but a good surprise like twins or a tax rebate.  

To celebrate their ascendance to the small screen and the fact the Doom Patrol show actually looks pretty good and very well cast (putting it ahead of its contemporary Titans) I thought we’d look back at the top 10 Doom Patrol comic covers, specifically drawing from the Silver Age version of the team in the ‘50s and ‘60s because they had the superior cover artwork (sorry fans of the ‘80s Morrison series, I won’t apologize to fans of the John Byrne 2000s comic as I’m unconvinced such people exist but I’m sure we’ll end up talking about that series sooner or later.) 



Friday, November 2, 2018

Cover Story - Top 10 Sabrina Covers


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I swear, at some point I’m just going to have to transition this blog into something that talks about comic book adaptations and nothing else.  It’s honestly kind of startling the explosion in comic book adaptations we’ve gotten over the last 5 years, even beyond the confines of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Case in point, today’s Cover Story will be looking at the top 10 covers featuring Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.  Most folks now probably know Sabrina from her ‘90s TV sitcom or the newly premiering Netflix series The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina but she actually has a long and storied career in the pages of Archie Comics.  

While rarely counted alongside the likes of DC, Marvel, and Image Archie Comics has absolutely dominated the non-superhero side of comic books since it set about imposing industry standards to kill its competition in that field (this is comic books people, there are no clean hands.)  While Archie and the rest of the Riverdale gang are their flagship crew they’ve also enjoyed a smattering of other long-lived successes, with Sabrina being core among them so let’s take a look at her top 10 comic covers.


Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Eternal Character Roster Revealed


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So, we’ve finally gotten a bit of an update on Marvel’s still happening Eternals movie.  Specifically, we know the film will be about the clash between the Eternals and their ancient enemies the Deviants and that Marvel will be aiming for colorblind casting, which is a pretty major positive.  We’ve also received a character breakdown of who to expect in the new film, though they’re basically just names at this point.  

However, there are some very surprising names on this list and some really out of left field descriptions worth digging into along with the more pedestrian choices for an Eternals movie.  What’s more, this seems as good a place as any to dive into the basics of the Eternals’ core characters.  So, let’s breakdown The Eternals character list.




Monday, September 10, 2018

Filmland - History of Horror & the Apocalypse


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As the fall season comes upon us once more it’s time for that spookiest of traditions: the new season of American Horror Story.  This year’s season will be about something that’s on everyone’s mind lately: the apocalypse.  The end of days is one of those primal fears that’s been with society pretty much ever since there was a society for us to fear the end of.  However, despite being a fairly ubiquitous terror and one that you’d think everyone held a stake in the Apocalypse’s place in the horror pantheon is actually pretty limited.  

Even setting up this timeline I’ve had to fudge want counts as “horror” a bit to include some stuff that’s more schlocky or was featured a lot in the old horrorathons that channels used to show around Halloween when I was a kid.  With that said, I did find enough apocalyptic horror material to create something of a timeline for the genre and how it reflects the anxieties and apocalyptic scenarios of the time.



Friday, July 6, 2018

Strange Chronicles - American Knight in Strike of the Centipede


         It’s summer in Bethlem, Pennsylvania, and the heat lingers over the town like a fever, seeping into the streets and alleyways of the rust belt metropolis.  Nights like this, even the rivers seems restless, swirling and changing under the rust-colored sky.  The sun has finally gone down and the entire city tries to breathe a sigh of relief as the dark envelops them.  The sounds of steel and chemical manufacturing slowly ebb away with the daylight hours, the factories in the North West barrens outside town empty of their workers even as their blood-colored smoke drifts skyward. 
         East Bethlem hums with fans and air conditioners from the towering high-rises and penthouses of the financial district, while further to the street hot jazz and cold neon fill the streets of the Chamberlain docks.  Across the river, on the North Bank where the Washington forks into Northward, the city heaves against the heat without such luxuries.  Hydrants burst, people sweat, and the only neon comes from the bright crosses of Mission Row.  Further North, just outside the city proper, is Parkland- once its own small town now swallowed up into the greedy giant that is the greater Bethlem metropolitan area. 
         They first built Parkland around the Red Wing Garden and Aviary in the center of the town, but then the factories moved in and by the time 1939 rolled around the rich had moved to the south to Four Towers and Sommerset and Parkland had become Bethlem’s own ghetto.  The Red Wing Garden was now just a forest in the middle of the city, surrounded on all sides by crumbling tenements and apartments.  Places like the Williamstown Arms, where Greg Wolfman tries desperately to get a little sleep.  It’s not the heat that keeps Greg awake- it’s the visions. 

         It’s been a month since she first appeared to him, first made herself and the truth known: Columbia, the living Goddess of America.  She’d appeared right there in Greg’s one-room apartment amid the leaks and the roaches and the sticky heat and all, glowing a radiant red, white, and blue.  She told him that he was to be her champion, that in every generation one must be chosen until the long midnight in America was over and that dawn was still nowhere in sight.  Greg didn’t know whether he was going insane or it had all been real, just that the next morning he found a costume, his “vestments,” lying at the foot of his bed. 
         Since then he’d worn them a few times, he’d seen the newsreels and read the papers about the folks in New Athens and Sharona- Mystery Men in colorful costumes righting wrongs and protecting the helpless: was that what Columbia wanted him to become?  If there was a Columbia at all, that is.  One thing was for certain, Greg wasn’t going to get any sleep, either way, might as well make the best of the night.  His costume was mostly blue, with red boots and hood, the shirt was made of chainmail and short sleeved, and it came with gauntlets that turned into knuckles made from Bethlem Steel.  As he put them on he could the voice of Columbia whispering in his ear again “to the West, that is where you are needed, my American Knight.” 

         Climbing the fire escape outside his window up to the roof, American Knight gazed to the West, towards the only place in Bethlem where the river was close enough together to build a crossing: The Narrows.  The Narrows was dark, its industry having migrated out to the Barrens a few years back, leaving behind a red light district, most of the city’s slums, and a series of abandoned factories that sat squat upon the riverfront.  However, right where the river widened and the Narrows gave way to the North Bank there was still light- the glittering lights of corporate labs and headquarters, their neon logos dotting the skyline as it scraped starward and definitively ended the Narrows.  That had to be where he was meant to go, but where?  Pulling a pair of binoculars from his belt he scanned the brick and concrete complexes looking for any sign of something amiss- he found it in the Spade Chemicals Building, 13th Floor- it was awash in a strange green glow.
         Without hesitation, Greg leaped from his rooftop to the neighboring one, the mortar of the aging building threatening to give beneath him before relenting to his weight.  In all the times he’d bounded across the city roofs they’d never let him fall yet, it made him wonder if there really was someone looking out for him.  Racing across the Bethlem skyline, he made his way to the edge of the park- that’s where the train station was.  The elevated train was the pride of Bethlem, a series of different colored lines that were the only way to navigate the city as a whole thanks to the forking river splitting it into three sections.  
         Greg could see the Yellow Line to the Narrows preparing for its 11PM departure, filling up with skeleton crews for the corporate high rises and the occasional night shift steelworker.  The train was already beginning to move by the time Greg reached it, landing on the roof of the Parkland police precinct- a long flat building that ran parallel to the tracks.  As the bright lights atop the station silhouetted him against the giant police badge on the side of the building, American Knight hurled himself from the roof towards the train below. 

         He landed hard, but safe, his hands grabbing at the rough steel of the top of the train car.  He pulled himself to a kneeling position, scanning the skyscrapers for the Spade Chemicals building once more- it wasn’t hard to spot, the green glow from floor 13 had grown even stronger: a bright oasis of unnatural light in the darkness.  Quickly, his mind turned to ways to get into the building- security tended to frown on masked men just bursting in wherever they pleased even if they did wear the flag.  The Yellow Line turned a curve around Pickett’s Hill, bending towards the center of the Narrows, quickly drawing closer and closer to the building when Greg spotted the nearby construction site- that was his way in.  The Yellow Line was still on the curve, the only time he could risk leaping from the train as it slowed down to make its arc, spying a nearby billboard jutting from a nearby building.  Seizing the opportunity, he leaped from the train, hands finding purchase on the light fixtures that illuminated the advertisement.  Pulling himself atop it, he set out at full tilt for the vast steel skeleton of the construction site. 
         By the time he arrived at the site itself the glow on the 13th floor had turned into an unearthly glare, even brighter than the neon signs and logos of the surrounding buildings.  Navigating the steel beams and thin wooden planks of the site, American Knight made his way to the side closest the Spade Chemicals building and the crane.  He’d used similar machinery during his time as a steelworker so he knew how to drive the giant piece of construction machinery, pointing it directly at the 13th floor and turning its long neck into a bridge.  With as sure footing and fast a pace as he dared muster, he set off down the crane, headed right for the eerie green glow, speeding up as he approached the building and in one fluid motion leaping through the glass window of the 13th floor. 

         The floor was a vast open laboratory floor, with strange vials and electrical machinery covering the walls and countertops.  In the center of the room stood a gang of five men in suits, faces covered with handkerchief masks, and a scientist in a white lab coat- his eyes covered by goggles.  Luckily for American Knight, the machinery around them was emitting a powerful hum that covered the sound of his entry and the entire gang of men was concentrated on the scientist’s actions as he manipulated a strange liquid that emitted the green glow.  Greg ducked behind a large piece of machinery that didn’t seem to be on, peering around it he saw the scientist hold up a glass dish with something scurrying inside of it.  He dripped a few drops of the green liquid onto the dish then gestured to the men to get back.  In an instant, the counter began to shake as the glass container shattered and a dark shape grew and grew. 
         By the time it was done the thing was the size of a large dog.  Looking closer, American Knight could see from the glow the thing was a giant cockroach.  The scientist smiled with triumph before fitting a leash to the giant insect and handing it to his companions.  With the flick of a switch, the humming subsided and the green light faded away to a soft glow from the vials of green liquid held by the scientist.  Without the humming American Knight could make out their conversation “So I guess this stuff really works huh Doc?” “Indeed, Herr Tausen will be pleased” Knight recognized the stiff practiced English as a German accent.  As the scientist packed the green liquid into a secure case Greg peered closer through the gloom and could make out an insignia on the side of it: a swastika, these men were Nazis. 

          At that moment, the American Knight decided he had to intervene.  He had seen the newsreels and read the reports of what these men were doing in Europe and knew whatever their purpose here was it must be sinister.  Springing forth from his hiding place he slammed full tilt into the biggest of the goons, knocking him into the banks of machinery.  Sparks flew everywhere as the man slammed backward, briefly illuminating the gloomy laboratory now that the glowing fluid had been stored away.  He could hear the scientist shouting in German as the other men moved around him.  Trusting in his ears, American Knight lunged to his left, his steel-clad fist striking hard in the stomach of one of the remain men.  Without a second to spare he grabbed the man by the collar, hurling him as hard as he could toward the spot where the scientist had been.  There was the sound of shattering glass followed by the return of that same eerie glow as the green liquid splattered across the room. 
         In the new light, Greg could see there were three thugs left, while their scientist friend was making his way for the exit.  The closest crook had already pulled a handgun from his jacket and was taking aim at Greg.  With lightning reflexes Greg pulled his gauntlets together in front of himself, the bullets ricocheting off their hardened steel.  One went wide and hit the man in the arm, he screamed and dropped the handgun just in time for American Knight to plow right into him- knocking him square into his companions.  As the three men struggle to stand up, Greg charged across the room to the elevator, the scientist desperately pushing the button to try and summon it faster. 
         Knight slammed into him, holding him up against the elevator doors with both hands; in his deepest voice, he snarled, “Alright Kraut, I want answers!  What’s in the case?  What’re you planning?”  The scientist wriggled in Knight’s grasp, sweat dripping down his goggles only for his look of panic to twist into a grin “What are we planning?  Your doom, Amerikaner.”  Suddenly, a powerful force slammed into the back of Knight’s legs, bringing him to his knees.  He could feel powerful cartilaginous legs scraping against the chain mail of his back and heard a terrible chittering from behind him- it was the giant cockroach, loose from its leash and set to protect its master.  Greg rolled, trying to wrestle the creature from off his back as its mandibles dug into the metal of his uniform.  The elevator door opened casting a beam of pale light on the scene as the scientist fled.  The two remaining goons had gotten to their feet and looked pointedly at their employer “See to it neither of them survives” said the scientist as the doors closed. 
         Hearing the two men approach, their guns drawn and cocked, America Knight summoned up all his strength, rising first to his knees then all the way to a stand, his back and the giant cockroach towards the men.  The thing was enraged, biting at him with all its might and he could feel the mail in his shirt starting to give.  With only moments before it gave way completely, he leaped back into the two men, slamming hard against the left one.  The cockroach began to shriek in confusion, twisting to focus its anger on the crook.  As soon as it released its clamp on Knight’s back he was turned around, steel gauntlets pressed against bug and men shoving them both hard towards the opposing wall- shoving and shoving till, with a shattering crash of the window, both of them exited the building down the 13 stories to the pavement below, landing with a wet gruesome thud. 
         The last of the crew stood alone among his fallen comrades as American Knight turned back to face him.  Faced with a savage beatdown of his own or compliance the man elected to throw his gun to the floor and put his hands in the air.  Approaching him slowly, Knight spoke, “The doctor…where is he headed?” The man pulled down his mask to speak more clearly “Across the river, he’s meeting his boss at the old abandoned Twin Stallions Steel Mill” “His boss, who’s that?” “I don’t know, another Kraut like him, they call him Centipede, it’s all I know I swear”  American Knight closed in on him, pulling handcuffs from his belt and chaining the man to a nearby countertop “for your sake, it better be” he said before ducking out the window back onto his makeshift bridge. 

         Within 30 minutes Greg was back atop the Yellow Line headed across the Washington River, the water shifting bellow him choppy and angry.  The South Bank of the Narrows was darker than its north side, the vast black shape of Mount Olivia blotting out the stars surrounding it.  Even through the midnight gloom American Knight could make out the Twin Stallions Steel Mill, abandoned since the explosion that had driven the city’s industry to the surrounding Barrens.  The giant hole in the side of the main building like a gaping wound still yawned into the night, the two wrought iron Stallions reared up in a whinny on either side of it.  The Yellow line slowed to a stop at the station, directly above the mill.  Leaping from the train onto the nearby rooftops, American Knight made his way down to the shattered factory below, slipping in through the broken wall.
         American Knight crept along the upper scaffolding of the factory floor towards the sluice basin that poured into the river outside.  He could hear voices coming from the foreman’s office below along with hints of that same green glow from Spade Chemicals.  Crawling onto along the pipes above the office he could see down through the absent roof the scientist was meeting with an unknown figure in full Nazi SS regalia along with a handful of additional goons.  They were speaking in a congratulatory tone and the man in the SS uniform was patting a glass box on a nearby desk with something inside.  The vials of formula were on the opposing wall.  Suddenly, the pipes underneath the American Knight gave way and he came crashing down into the office, landing on one of the men. 
         The remaining 3 surrounded him before he had a chance to get up, grabbing his arms.  The lead German looked him over before turning to the scientist “So, this is the American who gave you trouble at the laboratory, eh Herr Doctor Web?” the scientist nodded “And you’re the Centipede” spit back Greg, the Nazi immediately startled by his statement.  “So, our friend can talk eh? Bring him” The hired muscle dragged Greg down the stairs from the foreman’s office to the large pit in the middle of the factory floor.  It opened directly into the sluiceway designed to allow any dangerous run off to bleed into the river and be carried to the sea.  They held him at the edge, the Centipede taking his aim with his gun “It’s too bad you will not live to see the fruits of our labor” he said, as he set his glass case on the ground, the centipede within scurrying up the glass “When Dr. Web’s mutagen is applied to my pet it will grow to such a size that it will devastate this mockery of a city. Ah well,” he took aim at Knight’s head with his luger and fired…only for the pistol to produce the clicking of a jam. 

         In that moment of surprise, American Knight was up, shoulder checking his first captor and delivering a swift kick into the other.  The Centipede quickly managed to un-jam his gauntlet and began firing, Knight shielded himself with his gauntlets and tucked behind the last crook who took the bulk of the fire.  The man fell dead away onto the Knight, knocking them both into a pile of metal gears with a clang.  The Centipede quickly snatched the vial of growth serum from Dr. Web and pulled his pet centipede from its case.  “Your victory is fleeting American!”  With only seconds before he combined the insect and the chemicals, American Knight grabbed a nearby gear and hurled it as hard he could into the Nazi. 
         The vial shattered covering man and centipede in the glowing mutagen- he screamed, a shriek that modulated and shifted as his body began to morph, the centipede in his hands liquefying and spreading through his veins as they fused into one being.  The vertebrae of spine cracked and stretched as his body elongated, the skin of his arm turning to hard cartilage of an exoskeleton, his voice twisting into an insectoid chirp as a hard mandible burst from his cheek and his mouth began to stretch wider and wider.  Freeing himself from the gears and dead man, American Knight rushed towards the hideous twisting thing in the tattered SS uniform, slamming it with both his gauntlets. 
         As he pushed against it he could feel the same strength as from the giant cockroach but multiplied by at least 10 when the scratching clawing legs of an insect began to burst from the man’s growing side.  Summoning every ounce of strength left in him he pushed the creature as hard as he could towards the edge of the sluiceway.  Looking up he could see the transformation was beginning to settle and the hideous human centipede thing was staring down at him with hateful eyes, drawing back its claw-like arm for one final finishing swipe when suddenly the ground beneath it began to crumble- the foundations of the sluiceway gave out underneath the weight of the thing and it tumbled down into the blackened abyss. 


         Glancing around the darkened steel mill Dr. Web had disappeared into the night during the struggle.  That was alright, the American Knight would hunt him down another night, thought Greg as he made his way to the nearby emergency exit.  Leaving the main building, he made his way to the edge of the property, right where the outer lot gave way to a sheer drop to the river.  Dangling his legs over the side as he sat down, he took a moment to let the cool night air wash across his face, the sound of the rushing water fill his ears, the glittering neon and fluorescents of the city across the water filling up the night.  Greg would like to think the Centipede was gone for good but with all the strange things filling up the world lately he doubted it, the US’s midnight wasn’t over yet and so the American Knight wasn’t going anywhere.