Edited by Robert Beach
It’s International Women’s Day. The holiday that was started as a celebration of women leaving behind the world of domestic servitude to unite as a work force of laborers with disposable income of their own. Yeah, I’m not a terribly huge fan of these whole “celebrate diversity for a day” type holidays, but I’m also a topical content producer, so today we celebrate the women of DC comics who deserve a movie of their own.
Why DC and not Marvel? Because I already talked about the Marvel women who deserve a standalone film, and given that none of those movies have materialized yet, I’ve decided to give DC/WB a shout in hopes of better results. Also, DC has always had the better roster of female character. That’s just an unfortunate truth. With that said, let’s dive in to the top 14 DC women who deserve a movie.
It’s International Women’s Day. The holiday that was started as a celebration of women leaving behind the world of domestic servitude to unite as a work force of laborers with disposable income of their own. Yeah, I’m not a terribly huge fan of these whole “celebrate diversity for a day” type holidays, but I’m also a topical content producer, so today we celebrate the women of DC comics who deserve a movie of their own.
Why DC and not Marvel? Because I already talked about the Marvel women who deserve a standalone film, and given that none of those movies have materialized yet, I’ve decided to give DC/WB a shout in hopes of better results. Also, DC has always had the better roster of female character. That’s just an unfortunate truth. With that said, let’s dive in to the top 14 DC women who deserve a movie.
Batwoman
I’ve spoken at length about the awesomeness of Batwoman
before, but if you missed that, here’s a primer. Kate Kane was in training for the military, following her
father’s footsteps, when she was kicked out of the service for being gay. Reminder: this was in the time before the repeal of don’t ask, don’t tell. Rudderless, she eventually settled on
using her training and wealth to become a superhero in Gotham city with her
father’s help for logistics and former military contacts. Now, Batwoman stands as one of the
premiere queer characters in comics and a force to be reckon with on the
streets of Gotham. She usually goes up against the more technologically advanced
or supernatural aspects of Gotham’s underworld.
Aside from just being an awesome lady who routinely beats up
creepy urban legends and the minions of alien Gods like it wasn’t a big deal,
Batwoman is also a really neat reclamation of a character. The original Batwoman, Kathy Kane, was
conceived of in response to allegations that Batman and Robin were a gay
couple by the inflammatory 1954 book Seduction
of the Innocent. Taking a
character meant to original assuage fears of the gay and turning them into a
standard barer for queer characters is one of the most glorious comic book
ironies there is. In the current
climate of emphasizing diversity and WB still pushing Batman above all else, a
Batwoman movie could be a major win for them, speaking of which.
Oracle/Birds of
Prey
Another female character that also represents a seconded
marginalized aspect of society, Oracle is, hands down, the best differently-abled superhero ever conceived. Formerly Batgirl till she was shot and paralyzed from the waist down by
the Joker, Barbara Gordon fights crime online providing logistics and tech
aid to her team of fellow heroes, the Birds of Prey.
The Birds of Prey actually had a pretty fun show back in the early 2000s when we were all still reeling from the awesomeness of Buffy, but before Smallville came in to be the dominant superhero response. The show is a pretty interesting realization of a series based around Oracle, Huntress, and Black Canary. It showed how well these characters lend themselves to live-action adaptation. Even now, Huntress and Black Canary have already been added to the "CWniverse" on Arrow, so it’s clear there’s still interest in these women.
The Birds of Prey actually had a pretty fun show back in the early 2000s when we were all still reeling from the awesomeness of Buffy, but before Smallville came in to be the dominant superhero response. The show is a pretty interesting realization of a series based around Oracle, Huntress, and Black Canary. It showed how well these characters lend themselves to live-action adaptation. Even now, Huntress and Black Canary have already been added to the "CWniverse" on Arrow, so it’s clear there’s still interest in these women.
Even with the team emphasis though, Oracle really is the
heart of this particular team, and the standout female hero of the group. She represents the spirit of the Batman
mythos better than any other hero, even Batman himself. She’s a character defined by turning
tragedy into strength and rising above the type of incident that would destroy
a normal person. Only her strength doesn’t come from a billionaire playboy
beating up the under classes. Even
without the Birds of Prey, I think Oracle could hold down her own movie really
well.
Power Girl
First things first, let’s all get our collective giggles out
over Power Girl’s cup size and boob window. I’ve heard all the jokes and critiques. While I agree
with some of them in principal, I’ve never been comfortable with the weird idea
that the way to “fix” a female character is to make her as unsexy as possible. That seems like swapping one brand of sexism for another.
Regardless, Power Girl is an awesome character in her own right even without the question of her costume or sex appeal. She’s as strong as Superman, and despite the male gaze that often infects her appearances, her body is built like a bruiser. Seriously, during Geoff Johns' Justice Society run, she would often throw down with massive citywide destruction that puts the action in the Superman series to shame.
Regardless, Power Girl is an awesome character in her own right even without the question of her costume or sex appeal. She’s as strong as Superman, and despite the male gaze that often infects her appearances, her body is built like a bruiser. Seriously, during Geoff Johns' Justice Society run, she would often throw down with massive citywide destruction that puts the action in the Superman series to shame.
Given that both Supergirl
and Jessica Jones are uncompromised
smash hits, Power Girl would be the perfect sweet spot between the two
extremes. The super powers and
colorful designs of Supergirl
combined with the abrasive and “screw you, I do what I want” attitude of Jessica Jones is a winning combination. And Power Girl is the hero to provide that combination.
What’s more, her connection to the Justice Society gives her a unique corner of the DC universe to draw from. Given that WB is still struggling with Superman’s nature as a paragon of goodness on screen, maybe switching over to someone more flawed and human like Power Girl would be the best move.
What’s more, her connection to the Justice Society gives her a unique corner of the DC universe to draw from. Given that WB is still struggling with Superman’s nature as a paragon of goodness on screen, maybe switching over to someone more flawed and human like Power Girl would be the best move.
Crimson Avenger
Fair warning: I’m going to be trumpeting the Jill Carlyle
Crimson Avenger for as long as I run this website. Jill Carlyle was once an ordinary person before she became
possessed by a spirit of vengeance in the form of two sentient handguns. The handguns allow her to hear the
voices of the recently murdered and gain access to their knowledge and skills using them to fight for vengeance in an unjust world as the Crimson
Avenger. Even though her time in
the role was criminally brief she remains an all time favorite of mine, she is one
of the most interesting and underexplored characters this side of the Phantom
Stranger.
Aside from occupying the unique genre blend of urban
crimefighter and supernatural warrior, Crimson Avenger is also notable as one
of the few well-realized women of color in comics. There are a handful of others, most of whom also made this
list, but aside from Amanda Waller and Vixen, Crimson Avenger is the most
kick-ass black woman of the DC universe. In addition to Blade still holding up as a pretty well-liked franchise and Deadpool
proving R-rated superhero movies make money, now is the perfect time to
push a gritty and gory Crimson Avenger feature into production.
Zatana
Zatana has always occupied a weird place in the DC
pantheon. She’s the DC universe’s
resident sorcerer; the magic woman that most people come to with any number of
problems, but that prevalence has proved to be somewhat undermining. She’s constantly popping up as a
supporting character in other people’s comics, though as a character in her own
right, she’s never been able to really hold down much of a comic. It could be that her wizarding ways are
just too powerful as she has the ability to pretty much do anything as long as
she speaks backwards, yet that’s never held down fellow mages like Dr. Fate or
Dr. Strange.
As such, I wasn’t
going to include Zatana on this list until I remembered the absolutely awesome Seven Soldiers mini-series that starred
her. In that comic, Zatana was played as a sort of burnt-out
traveling mage, road tripping through the West Coast taking on the strange and
the supernatural in a world of magic punctuated by medieval aesthetics blended
with spooky horror iconography. It’s a delightful series that describes itself as Thelma and Louis meets Bewitched. If that’s not a winning combination, I don’t know what is. What’s more, it casts Zatana as a more
flawed and identifiable person who falls more on the Jessica Jones end of the
superhero spectrum and that seems to really appeal to people these days.
Vixen
Even though I’m not Vixen’s biggest fan, I can’t deny that
she’s important as a character.There’s more than enough material in her
basic conception to support a really good mini-series at the very least. Her recent appearance on Arrow also shows off just how easy it
would be to adapt her to the screen and how cool her powers can look when
realized in live action. As far as
adventures go, her ties to Africa and the supernatural could make for some very
compelling stories. But there’s really nothing confining where you can tell a
Vixen story.
The biggest challenge
for a film would be needing to flesh out more of the character’s identity and
mythos as a person. That’s the
thing about Vixen: she’s got cool powers and holds a major place now as the
most visible black female superhero in DC. For the longest time, no one was
that interested in telling Vixen stories.
This has left the character with a bit of an open-ended back-story and
identity. With the right writer/director team, someone hungry to make their
mark and expand a character, that can be turned from a weakness into a major
strength.
The Whip
Another obscure hero who also happens to be cribbed from the
Seven Soldiers series. The Whip was a newspaper reporter who
became a superhero to research a tell-all novel about life fighting crime. Even though she only ever appeared in
one comic, it’s a dynamite appearance and a brilliant concept that really
deserves greater exploration than was afforded. The Whip’s whole thing was dawning a colorful costume that
bordered on fetish gear and jumping off buildings as a way to beat the 21st
century malaise.
It’s a weird concept, but an intriguing one and really zeroes in on that sweet spot between being a crazy person with a death wish and actually becoming a superhero. There’s a lot of humanity inherent to her character, a kind of honesty about why she’s a superhero. That idea often lacks from more idealistic characters. What’s more, there’s a great tradition of superhero reporters, so it’s not like the idea hasn’t been tested already.
It’s a weird concept, but an intriguing one and really zeroes in on that sweet spot between being a crazy person with a death wish and actually becoming a superhero. There’s a lot of humanity inherent to her character, a kind of honesty about why she’s a superhero. That idea often lacks from more idealistic characters. What’s more, there’s a great tradition of superhero reporters, so it’s not like the idea hasn’t been tested already.
Katana
This one is a bit of a cheat as Katana is already set to
appear in Suicide Squad later this
year. However, Katana’s only
recently been a part of the Squad, and unlike fellow member Amanda Waller, there
are Katana stories to be told that don’t require the inclusion of the Suicide
Squad. Specifically, I’d love to
see a Katana film or show that emphasized the martial arts and samurai drama
aspects of her character and history.
We already know that Netflix can make great martial arts flicks as seen with Sword of Destiny, so it wouldn’t be too hard to just reuse the sets and props to hash out a dope Katana flick. What’s more, Katana’s mystic elements would help her movie stand out among other Samurai fair, especially if the film dug into some of the other weird and magical elements of the DC universe.
We already know that Netflix can make great martial arts flicks as seen with Sword of Destiny, so it wouldn’t be too hard to just reuse the sets and props to hash out a dope Katana flick. What’s more, Katana’s mystic elements would help her movie stand out among other Samurai fair, especially if the film dug into some of the other weird and magical elements of the DC universe.
Raven
Another entry with a bit of a caveat: while I don’t mind the
version of Raven in the comic books, I’d be lying if I said she was the most
compelling or original character. Like a lot of the comic, Teen Titans Raven tends to get bogged down in a
little too much drama and angst to be all that memorable or engaging. Drama around how her dad is a demon that never feels balanced with
a true appreciation of how incredibly powerful that makes her. That’s why the Raven I’d like to see
get her own show or movie would be more in line with Raven from Teen Titans Go.
I know a lot of folks don’t like Teen Titans Go, but a lot of people like blood sausage so that’s a
metric of taste I don’t put much stock in. Teen Titans Go’s
vision of Raven as just dripping in apathetic sarcasm and smug dismissal is a
riot and, unlike her comic book counterpart, she’s actually shown to enjoy her
powers and has cracked a smile at least once in her life. Characters who just sit in their own
drama and angst are extremely taxing. Swapping out those elements for a
demonic super-girl with an overbearing demon father and an outward personality
somewhere along the lines of Daria
sounds way more appealing than just showcasing how angsty Raven could be about
her dad being evil.
Starfire
Yep, another Teen Titan and, again, I think taking
inspiration from the vision of her in Teen
Titans Go would be for the best.
However, I will admit that there have been some fun and interesting
visions of Starfire in the comics, most notably her time in 52 traveling through space with Animal
Man, Adam Strange, and Lobo. Much
like Raven, the majorly interesting aspect of Starfire is her place as an
outsider. She’s a space princess
that was trained to be the sole savior of her people only for her homeworld to
be destroyed and her villainous sister to assume control of the throne. That’s a crazy emotional situation and
fertile ground for a great, Shakespearian-style space opera.
Conversely, Starfire’s unique blend of cheerful optimism and
fish-out-of-water nature has always made her misadventures on Earth an absolute
delight. She can basically work as
an adjacent character to Supergirl, an alien on Earth. In Starfire's case, she has
to try a lot harder to acclimate to our culture because she didn’t grow up here
and can’t hide anywhere. There
have been plenty of hilarious comedies based around aliens trying to hide among
humans, so just adding a dose of superhero to one of those scripts would be a
winning esthetic.
Cassandra Cain
Awhile back, the Internet went into a frenzy over the
announcement that Netflix’s Iron Fist would be some random white guy instead of
an Asian American as many had hoped. While most of that’s a conversation for another day, it did get me
thinking about how rare Asian American heroes are in comics; that’s where
Cassandra Cain comes in. Daughter of assassins David Cain and Lady Shiva, Cas grew up trained by
her father in the arts of murder, spending several years of her life with
violence as her only language. She
eventually careened into the Batman universe during the No Man’s Land event and bounded into the hearts of fans
everywhere. She would go on to
serve as Batgirl for a time but I think her time as Black Bat, the Batman of
Hong Kong, would be more fertile ground for a film.
Cassandra’s upbringing as both an Asian American and her
duel childhoods as both an assassin and being integrated into society by the
Bat family leave her in a unique position in relation to her Chinese
ancestry. Throwing her head first
into a foreign land that’s allegedly the land of her people would be very
fertile ground for some interesting storytelling about family, upbringing, and
legacy. Add in the fact that she’s
a better martial artist than Batman and you could make a gnarly crime thriller revolving
her take down of the Triads.
Bulleteer
One last hero from the pages of Seven Soldiers, Bulleteer was a reworking of a Silver Age hero
originally owned by DC competitor and Shazam creator Fawcette comics. The original heroes were a husband and
wife pair named Bulletman and Bulletgirl with their sidekick Bulletdog. The new Bulleteer was created when her
husband, an obsessive scientist with an addiction to superhero porn, tried to
created a metal skin alloy. The
experiment killed the scientist but his wife Alix survived, now covered in metal
skin and forced into the life of a quasi-superhero as the Bulleteer.
What I love so much about the Bulleteer is that, like a lot
of the Seven Soldiers characters, she’s so quintessentially human in her
characterization. She didn’t want
to become a superhero and in fact only falls into it as part of a spiral of
depression that follows the accident that killed her husband. It’s a big dramatic personal story that
just happens to involve superheroes and crazy science and all manner of other
elements that are uniquely comic booky as filtered through the comedic elements
of real life. Even the stuff after
Alix has herself more together is a pretty great exploration of life on the
superhero Z-list going to conventions and meeting other heroes and such. As I write this NBC is working on a
superhero office comedy so I feel there really is a market for this unique
blend of real situations and superhero weirdness.
Lois Lane
Okay yes, Lois Lane isn’t exactly a superhero but saying she
doesn’t deserve a full on show or film of her own is pretty ludicrous when her
comic was one of the first major female lead books of the ‘60s. That’s right, Lois Lane had her own
comic as part of the roster of Superman books and it was pretty great, mainly
revolving around Lois diving head first into all kinds of weird antics in
pursuit of headline stories or Superman’s secret identity. I’m not sure that would sustain a full
film but given that just last year there was a movie about hardnosed
investigative journalists that won the Oscar for best picture you could easily
rework the character for a more contemporary journalism approach.
Actually, I think a Lois Lane TV show would be even better
than a movie as most characters construction is based around episodic
storytelling. What’s more, Lois’
job as reporter would facilitate multiple self-contained stories rather than
one, big, stakes-heavy story like that of a film. Additionally, a show would allow the character to explore
more weird elements of the DC universe as she keeps on chasing that headline
and looking to scoop her fellow Planet reporters. We’ve already seen that a Lois & Clark show will draw audiences and that shows about
Superman’s supporting cast can be big hits, let’s give Lois Lane the headline
she so rightly deserves.
Amethyst
Launching in the mid-80s, Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld was a fantasy comic about a lost
princess from the real world returning to her home in the fantasy dimension of
Gemworld. There she discovers her
family, the house amethyst, have been overthrown by the Machiavellian
machinations of rival gem houses and it falls to her to reassert her family’s
dominance and bring peace and order back to gem world. If that description sounded at all
similar to Harry Potter or Game of Thrones then congratulations: you have more
sense than the WB executives who aren’t rushing an Amethyst movie into
production.
Seriously, WB puts a major premium on fantasy blockbusters
after spending a decade just owning the whole genre with Lord of the Rings and Harry
Potter so it’s shocking they haven’t dipped into this incredibly adaptable
IP. Compressing Amethyst’s journey
to free her homeworld into a compact trilogy would be an easy writing job and
selling the world on the same magic chosen one narrative gets a lot easier when
working with a female lead. Throw
in the blend of high fantasy magic action with realistic fantasy skullduggery
and this series has “slam dunk” written all over it.
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