So, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have returned to the
box office 2 years after their universally panned reboot film. While Out of the Shadows seems to have fixed some of the previous film’s
problems audience interest seems lapsed at best, mainly owing to the first
films complete lack of quality and the much more popular Nickelodeon show only
picking up steam in the interim.
However, I’m not here to discuss the failings of the new
TMNT movie as I didn’t bother to go see it, fixed income and all that. Instead, let us actually celebrate the
Ninja Turtles the only way a comic book nerd like me can: with an arbitrary
assortment of covers arranged into a ranking format so as to give the illusion
of meaning and import to my personal preferences. With that said, let’s dive into the shallow end and get the
cover story on the top 15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles covers.
