A little late I know but in my defense I was very drunk this
weekend. So, in case you haven’t
heard, Guardians of the Galaxy was a
huge hit last year. Chances are
you probably knew that, what you might not know is that Disney/Marvel is
actually looking to capitalize on this success in a more meaningful way than
usual by giving the Guardians an animated series. The show premiered on Saturday and it’s…harmless. The Disney television animation
studio’s seen better days certainly but if you were hoping recent hits like Gravity Falls or Stars vs. The Forces of Evil might signal an uptick in quality
temper those expectations.
However, this recent twist of fate is all the excuse I need
to showcase the best Guardians of the Galaxy comic covers…of the original team. Yeah, little known fact but the
original Guardians of the Galaxy are a team of genetically altered humanoids
and aliens who act as the last resistance of a far flung future where humanity
and most of the galaxy has been crushed under the heal of villainous lizard men
known as Badoon. They appeared
briefly in the well remembered Korvac Saga and enjoyed a surprisingly long
lived solo series, that’s what I’ll be drawing from for this extra large list.
13.
I love this cover and guess what; the reason why involves
more back-story. Even though the
Guardians of the Galaxy team that comics fans now choose to lord over movie
fans as a mark of true devotion first popped in the mid ‘70s the team name and
general appearances first showed up in 1969. I haven’t read the issue of Marvel Super-Heroes in which
they appeared so I can’t speak to how much of the ultimate character lore was
initially there but the basic character designs of Yondu, Charlie-27, and
Martinex were all represented.
This cover from the ‘90s solo book is a direct homage to that original
cover and actually addresses that previously unmentioned original
appearance. I’m a sucker for these
kind of throwback antics and references to the weird tidbits of comic history
modern fans prefer to sweep under the rug so this had to make it on the
list. What’s more I absolutely
love the bizarre costume redesign on Charlie-27 putting him in that big yellow
jump suit and making his head somehow look like flan.
12.
Most of these covers are making it on for the awesomeness of
seeing classic ideas and characters reimagined for the Guardian’s take on the
31st century, starting with this one. It’s interesting how much the Guardians comic actually ended
up setting the tone for Marvel’s much more well-known and beloved 2099
initiative a few years later, though I definitely prefer the Guardians weird
imagining of the future in all its insane glory. Rather than 2099’s cyberpunk affect Guardians tended to
favor a kind of bizarre blend of Flash
Gordon-esc space opera scope blended with the dark extremes of the
‘90s. What I really like about the
Guardians though is that they always dug deep into the characters whose natural
immortality meant they really would be still around in the far-flung future and
the Phoenix is a great example of that.
11.
Speaking of character’s with natural immortality. Weird reimaginings like Silver Surfer
as the Keeper are exactly what make the original Guardians of the Galaxy comic
as striking and memorable as it is.
This is a great reworking of Silver Surfer and an interesting
extrapolation of where his character might be so far into the future. I especially like the idea of him
coming to possess Quasar’s quantum bands at some point and no longer needing
the board. The cover is admittedly
pretty simplistic but the visual redesign of the Surfer is honestly all this
needed to make a serious impact. I
also especially like the bizarre movements of his new cape and the way it seems
to deny all laws of physics or logic, it just adds to his mysterious ambience
much like the lens flair adorning his head.
10.
This is another interesting play on the concept of heroes of
the future, one that never really made it into 2099. There’s a lot of interesting aspects to this design, like
the perfect amalgam of design elements forged by the mix of tattered Spider-man
costume with the futuristic tube.
It reminds me most of the Robin costume displayed in memoriam in the Bat
cave, only the clash of time period and relic make it seem strangely off. That offness is clearly deliberate as
its accentuated by the assembled team’s perplexed and shocked looks and then
finally crystallized with that speech bubble. I’m a big fan of speech bubbles on covers so it’s always a
treat to find one featured on a more modern cover design. The sub-title of “The Amazing
Spider-Man on Mars” certainly doesn’t make the situation any more clear.
9.
What more of a cover is really needed beyond just
Galactus? Over the course of the
Guardians comic they had actually interacted with many of Galactus’ heralds
like Silver Surfer and Fire Lord so his arrival was already a long time coming
when he finally made his major arrival in the comic with this great cover being
the perfect punctuation mark. I
like the way he towers over everyone involved but even more I like that he’s
actually too big for the array allotted to him, his horn and helmet extending
past the logo. Combine that with
all the radiant energy coming out of him and this cover really does a good job
capturing Galactus’ unstoppable majesty.
It also helps that the previous heralds are on hand for the event,
lending a greater air of seriousness and raised stakes to the proceedings; the
big guns are already here for this one.
8.
I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this cover but
it’s so crazy I had to put it on the list. It’s partly obvious they only threw together this visual
because it was the ‘90s and Terminator 2
was setting the world on fire but that in no way undercuts the weird
ridiculousness of what’s happening.
I’m not sure if the robot skeleton we’re seeing is a Doombot or a weir
robot duplicate of Wolverine built by Dr. Doom but whatever it is it’s a great
robo-design. I especially like the
discarded Doom mask laying behind it, easy to miss till you read the subtitle
of the comic and start looking for it.
I don’t think they needed to give Rancor such an ample and in-our-face
bosom or tat her current pose is like physically possible but that just adds to
the wonderful lunacy of this cover.
This is the kind of visual stew that could only emerge from the bizarre
era of the early ‘90s, when the new trends were beginning to take over but were
still in relative infancy.
7.
Okay, if that last cover was early ‘90s with an emphasis on
the lovably over the top and confused visuals, this cover is pure mid-‘90s
idiocy and I love it. The
character on display here is Charlie-27, the flan head guy from #13. He’s a genetically engineered humanoid
designed to survive the extreme gravity on Jupiter and he looks absolutely
ridiculous here. I don’t even know
what the best part of this cover is; the weird flaming background, the
ludicrously sized gun, the insane proportions on Charlie-27 that don’t even
make the slightest bit of sense, or that hilariously failed attempt at a bad
ass line in the word balloon.
Though honestly what really sells this cover is Charlie’s face and head;
that perfectly realized angry snarl that defies physical ability mixed with the
flattest flat top man has ever seen.
Seriously, his hair looks legitimately like a helmet or chocolate
coating in this cover. All of this
combined with the fact his costume hasn’t been updated or altered at all from
its ‘70s visual design is the icing on the cake of horrible trends.
6.
Hero quitting covers are a weird element of comics. They’re rare enough that most people
don’t know they’re a thing but within comics they happen with enough frequency
that even obscure superhero comedies like Ambush
Bug can get in a few jokes about them. This is by no means the best instance of the trope, that
honor probably still belongs to The Flash
#159, but it’s a strong entry all the same. I like that even though Vanth Astro is quitting the
Guardians he’s not actually giving up any of his superhero paraphernalia, taking
his shield and costume with him as he walks away from the team. There’s also something about the plane
white background I weirdly like, it adds to a kind of surrealism that really
elevates the cover. When I look at
this cover I don’t assume Vanth Astro is quitting the team I assume he’s
quitting the comic, literally, like the character has gained sentience and is
just walking out of this book.
That probably wasn’t the intention behind the cover but it’s what I get
out of it anyway.
5.
Now here’s an idea that would come back again and again
throughout Marvel’s ‘90s “renaissance.”
For whatever reason Ghost Rider enjoyed a major resurgence in popularity
in the ‘90s which led to him crossing over into a ton of other books he
normally wouldn’t be in. Ghost
Rider was so big at the time he even managed to appear in all of Marvel’s
animated shows and had his own toy line.
This same idea of future Ghost Rider appeared in 2099 as well but I love
this cover too much not to mention it.
There’s the very subtle bestial extenuations to Ghost Rider’s skull, the
way he’s actually crushing the logo between his hands, or just the image of him
having crushed the Guardians.
What’s most impressive is how awesome this image is despite its own
stupidity, like Ghost Rider’s horrible new outfit. I don’t know why future Ghost Rider needs a massive armored
cod piece or what seem to be blue fishnets and inverse spurs but whatever the
reason he makes it work perfectly.
4.
Another great throwback cover that plays on the many
immortal threats of the Marvel universe.
Part of my love for this cover comes from my great admiration for this
basic cover set-up- the visual design of the villain literally holding the
heroes. It’s a great look that
instantly puts you into that superhero mindset with how unique it is to this
very medium. It also helps that
Dormammu is just massive in this cover.
Dr. Strange’s archenemy looks like he could legitimately go toe-to-toe
with Galactus in this visual and it helps him come off thoroughly imposing
despite his admittedly silly design.
I haven’t read the issue so I don’t know if the two groups of Guardians
are forced to fight each other at some point in this issue but I can only hope
that was the case based on this cover.
Finally I really like the smoke design of the background around
Dormmamu’s head, it gives this a very silver age-esc look.
3.
Speaking of Silver Age, it’s hard to imagine a time more
recently than this when Asgard was portrayed as classically as this. That’s something that’s been seriously
missing from the Thor mythos since the events of Thor: Disassembled, a more classical depiction of Asgard with the
kind of bright color combinations of classic Marvel comics. The idea of returning the Bifrost to a
literal rainbow bridge or throwing Loki back in his bright neon green duds is
actually really appealing to me as it’s been far too long since we’ve had
something so classic feeling pop up in the comics. While the background of this cover is a little fuzzy, space
looks infinitely too full in the portions we can see, the building tension of
the foreground to the front is perfectly managed. I especially love the framing of Mjolnir right at the front
of the comic, it’s a great eye catching visual that really sets the tone.
2.
So it turns out future Ghost Rider is so awesome he demands
to be on this list twice.
Everything I liked about the first cover is present here only dialed up
to 11. Ghost Rider looks more
bestial and alien than ever but his costume looks actually respectable. He comes off ferocious and dangerous
only now there’s a fully realized background instead of awkward white
void. Best of all though is that
beautiful flaming space motorcycle.
This is one of this instantly awesome images that demands to be painted
on the side of a van and fist-pumped for all eternity. I love the way the whole space-cycle
ignites in the vacuum of space and somehow leaves a burning trail in its wake. This is the Ghost Rider the ‘90s fell
in love with, insanely awesome while making exactly no sense.
1.
As with most of these covers I haven’t read the actual issue
this is attached to so I don’t know what’s going on here but I assume knowing
would only spoil it. I’m a big
Punisher fan, as was most of the ‘80s and ‘90s, so seeing what looks like a
whole legion of Punishers is absolutely amazing. I’ve long maintained Punisher sort of works as Marvel’s
equivalent of Judge Dredd and this cover basically turns the badge of Punisher
into that kind of status. What’s
more this reworking feels more faithful to the idea of the Punisher than Punisher 2099 did. To be clear, when I say the idea of
Punisher’s character I don’t just mean “Death
Wish but with more skulls,” I mean his initial appearances and the weird
role he has within the Marvel universe.
Remember, when Punisher first appeared he was totally willing to shoot
Spider-Man in the face, that’s the vibe I get from these Punishers. Best of all this is a cover that just
instantly grabs and makes me want to know what’s going on. I may never have read this issue but
I’m more motivated than ever now to track one down and see what’s inside.
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