As we continue to barrel ever closer to DC’s ill advised
cinematic universe like a runaway train, early details are starting to filter
in on their next few films. It’s
honestly pretty unlikely that many of these will come to pass if Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
doesn’t land but for the time being let’s all just keep humoring DC/WB that
this grim, gritty, worst of the ‘90s universe they’ve concocted is really worth
following up. The latest news to
come through relates to Wonder Woman,
DC’/WB’s summer 2017 blockbuster that will follow Suicide Squad and precede Justice
League. Wonder Woman has been in the cards for a while now as she’s
probably the third most recognizable DC hero of all time as well as an easy
entry point to the fantasy genre that has proved so lucrative for WB in the
past.
The main reason we haven’t seen her on screen yet is
probably owed to a combination of apathy and sexism. WB has never shown all that much interest in actually making
superhero films that don’t star Batman and for years studios worked off the
thinking that women couldn’t like genre films and men wouldn't like a genre
film with a female lead. That’s
obviously a stupid idea and after the Marvel juggernaut WB couldn’t keep its
head in the sand over superheroes much longer hence the upcoming Wonder Woman film. However, our first major detail, that
Chris Pine will be playing Wonder Woman’s long time love interest Steve Trevor,
makes me raise an eye about this production.
Steve Trevor, for those who don’t know, started life as a
sailor who became marooned on Paradise Island and was basically responsible for
introducing Wonder Woman to the outside world. He’s hung around the DC universe for awhile since then but I
think they’ll probably go with his New 52 revision rather than the classic
concept of the character. In the
New 52 continuity Steve Trevor is a Government agent who acts as the key
liaison between the Justice League and a government agency called
A.R.G.U.S. ARGUS has shown up in
the CW shows previously but given Wonder
Woman’s role as a lead in to Justice
League it would make sense for them to act as a down market and gritty
version of S.H.I.E.L.D. for that film.
It seems to me that this means DC/WB will be adapting Wonder
Woman as more of a straight superhero film or, at best, some kind of spy
story. While I don’t really care
for this approach it does make sense to me. As I said DC really does need a SHIELD type organization to
wrangle things for Justice League and
Wonder Woman’s most success live
action adaptation before now was as a spy in the 1976 live action show. It just strikes me as a realm shame
that we might end up trading hardcore and gritty fantasy, which is a much more
bloody and rewarding genre, for gritty espionage. It’s still possible the Wonder
Woman film will find a balance, go for a lighter tone, or seek to blend
tech-espionage with mythic fantast as the film is still 2 years away it’s just
that this isn’t an inspiring start.
As to the casting of Chris Pine that’s also pretty
unfortunate. Pine is part of a
legion of disposable white guys that have been filling up roles in Hollywood
for no apparent reason. He’s more
comedicly talented than some of his peers like Jai Courtney or Sam Worthington
but not by a lot and his range is severely limited. His entire acting persona is predicated on having a strong
jaw line and being an inoffensive enough that no one can really object to him. He’s sort of like Bradley Cooper to me
in that his best work is when he’s just voice acting. However there is something of an upside to his casting as
Trevor. Pine has been running for
the Green Lantern reboot DC is
planning so the fact that he’ll only be playing a supporting role in Wonder Woman instead of a the lynch pin
of Green Lantern Corp is good
news. What’s more I do like this
as part of a trend towards catering to baser wishes of female audiences. Blockbuster cinema is all about
catering to an audience’s most basic desires like power fantasies, wish fulfillment,
and sexual urges. For years
however those desires have been solely determined by the whims of male
audiences so if studios are now deciding to cast hot men who are mediocre
actors in the role of eye candy in female led films I’m all for that.
Wonder Woman is
slated for release on June 23rd, 2017
- [The next morning, Otis, Pooh, Lincoln, Sunset and Phineas walk in slow motion wearing spacesuits and stand in a heroic pose. Pip is with them not wearing a spacesuit]
ReplyDelete- Bingo: Ooh-ah-ah-ah! Nice suits.
- Sunset: Thanks.
- [Lincoln winks at Bingo who winks back at him]
- Bingo: Alright, fellas! Let's light this banana.
- [Back in space, the rocket points down at Earth as it continues to orbit above it. Inside the rocket, Pip finishes gnawing through the strap, causing it to free him, Otis, Pooh, Lincoln, Sunset, Phineas, Rabbit, Tigger and Scruffy]
Delete- Phineas: Good work, Pip.
- Sunset: Pooh, turn on the radio.
- Pooh: OK.
- [Pooh turns on the radio]
- [Back in the rocket, a sign marked "Danger" flashes]
Delete- Otis: It looks like I'm gonna land this thing myself.
- Sunset: Hang on, guys! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
- Pooh: Oh, bother!
- [The roof of the rocket catches fire as it reenters the atmosphere]
- Rabbit: Slow down! Slow down!