Merry Christmas everyone, even to those of you like me who
might not observe the holiday.
Christmas has always been a weird time for me as a result of that little
wrinkle. It’s become sort of a
known joke at this point that most Jews like me spend Christmas at the movies
and enjoying all the Chinese food we can put our hands to but that’s just a
small part of a broader phenomena.
Because this time of year is so centralized around traditions a lot of
us who don’t celebrate Christmas work to craft our own traditions, so as to
still be included in the overall emphasis on traditional celebration while
making it our own and preserving a certain sense of identity.
Me, being a nerd with an aesthetic preference for the
trappings of Christmas, I usually spend the holidays hunting down holiday
superhero adventures and boy do I have one to share here. It may not be specifically Christmas
oriented but given it’s the same basic plot as It’s A Wonderful Life I think we’ll all count it, this is “World
Without Batman.”
‘World Without
Batman’ comes to us courtesy of the peculiar Batman anomaly known as Batman – Gotham Adventures. Gotham
Adventures was the third series in a line of what were essentially expanded
universe comics for the Batman animated series. Despite the series concluding its 4th run in 1996
the comics actually continued on for quite some time as this one, issue #33,
was published in 2000. The book
were drawn in the style of the show and were meant to take place in canon with
the TV adventures, which means there are quite a few differences between it and
the version of some characters everyone knows.
For instance, in this universe there’s no Jason Todd, Tim
Drake is the son of a low level criminal who was killed by Two-Face, and aside
from a handful of other heroes like Flash and Etrigan there’s no Justice League
or anyone else. This particular
story also has the added plus of being written by Ed Brubaker. Brubaker’s something of a modern marvel
in the comics world, completely reinvigorating the Captain America comics and
doing more than anyone else to help propel Captain America to the powerhouse it
was for 5 years, specifically through his creation; the Winter Soldier.
It was rare to see such big names on Gotham Adventures but despite that the comic always maintained a
high standard of quality and this issue is no exception. The basic plot is that on the
anniversary of his parents’ death Batman is questioning his purpose and the
life he might’ve had. Apparently,
his sorrow is so deep it summons the enigmatic quasi-hero the Phantom Stranger,
who offers to show him a world where his parents never died and Batman never
existed.
I don’t have the time to
delve into the vat of awesomeness that is the Phantom Stranger but this is the
kind of story he was basically made to convey. He’s a character of vast yet not really explained powers and
unknown origin, often drawn to situations that require a supernatural and
ironic handling, which is the case here.
Using his vast cosmic powers, Stranger takes Batman and the audience on
a walking tour of what Gotham would be like had his parents survived.
From the outside the Batmanless world looks both perfect and
kind of expected. There’s an
interesting thread with Bruce’s parents eventually moving the family to Europe
because they feel America is unsafe as well as the fact Bruce still managed to
end up with Catwoman but by in large he’s living a comfortable and pretty
idyllic life. There is a nice bit
of nerd reference in Bruce’s two sons, Thomas and Bruce Jr., an inversion of
the names from a forgotten World’s Finest
comic where Batman had a brother named Thomas Wayne Jr., though nowadays most
folks will recognize that as the common alias of Owlman from both Scott
Snyder’s Court of Owls and Grant Morrison’s Earth
2. Where the book really gets
brilliant and bizarre however is when it shows us the rest of Batman’s
supporting characters, all of whom are now so much worse.
Dick Grayson, now forced to grow up an orphan in the circus,
has become hired muscle for the very man who ordered his parents killed. Dick’s story is the most well told,
especially given its brevity. The
Batman tie-in comics had sort of a rule about 1-issue long storylines so all of
this is compressed into 24 pages but Dick’s story is excellently conveyed
through the artwork, including a heartbreaking flashback scene to his parents
death done without any dialogue.
Meanwhile, Tim Drake is a street tough in the employ of the Joker.
The Joker being around at all is a majorly bizarre element as
we’ve spent more or less the last 30 years of comics, cartoons, movies, and
games cementing the idea that without Batman there can be no Joker, making this
story a major anomaly. What’s even
weirder, though, is that Joker has become some kind of Fagin type character,
running a gang of misfit street kids.
This is actually one of the much cleverer elements of the comic as the
implication is that without Batman to work off of as a prime time super villain
a lot of the major bad guys have ended up underworld curiosities. The real brilliance of the comic comes
near the end with Harvey Dent, Two-Face.
People tend to forget this but a lot of the key elements of
Two-Face’s character only developed quite recently, over the 10 year period
from Frank Miller’s take over of Batman in 1986 to Jeph Loeb’s smash comic Batman: Long Halloween. Over that time, Batman the animated series contributed a major element in the idea
that Two-Face had split personality disorder and that Harvey Dent was a good
man trapped with a much worse one inside himself, advancing on the emphasis on
Dent suffering from early onset bipolar disorder and paranoia during Miller’s
run.
Brubaker takes that core tragedy and runs with it in an
incredible way here, having Harvey now succumbed to the personality schism in a
major way, suffering lost time and control as his other side takes over as the
corrupt and criminal DA. It’s also
briefly mentioned that he killed the Penguin as part of his mob doings as well,
making this one of the only times someone has ever argued that most if not all
of Batman’s primary antagonists would still exist regardless of his
presence.
The whole idea that “Batman draws in the violently
psychotic” narrative has gotten a lot of pushing lately so it’s possible this
is just a product of a less Batman-saturated time but at the same time there’s
no real reason to disagree with any of the suppositions here. Harvey Dent was mentally ill regardless
of Batman’s involvement, Oswald Cobblepot would become the Penguin even without
the death of the Waynes.
Ironically, the strangest guy to be present is the Joker, as he’s origin
of being pushed into a vat of chemicals is canon in the DC animated universe. It’s never explained how Joker ended up
in the chemical vat in this continuity but the fact that he still ended up skin
bleached and green haired is meaningful even without explanation. The point of having the Joker
still running around is that the tragedies of Gotham and Batman’s universe are,
essentially, inevitable.
Most of the time, a story about Batman not existing is meant
to emphasize the good Batman does or the good Bruce Wayne and his money could
be doing but I’d argue “World Without Batman” does neither. The world without Batman is still mired
in tragedy, most of them the same tragedies; the big difference is how people
react in the wake of that tragedy.
Dick and Tim still lose their parents, they just don’t put on colorful
costumes to punch crime in the face, instead they just succumb to their own
grief and lack of life options.
This even extends to the villains, the Joker is still a
criminal but he’s just a sort of crazier gang leader, Harvey Dent is just a
mentally unbalanced DA rather than the half-scarred half-mad Two-Face. It’s not necessarily that everyone’s
lives are worse here, they’re all just more average, ordinary, and drab. The story ends up not being about how
Bruce Wayne had to suffer so everyone’s life could be better, that’s not how
suffering works even in fiction, the point is that Bruce Wayne suffers for our
benefit.
This is admittedly a very meta critique but it’s also one
that feels decidedly apt given the recent shift in attitudes towards
Batman.
One of the most common
claims about Batman in recent years is that he shouldn’t be Batman, that if he
really wanted to stop suffering he should just use his money and influence to
help people rather than dressing as a human rodent and beating up the poor and
insane. Though there are a lot of
critiques to this claim, especially when you consider Batman’s place in the
broader DC universe and the breadth of his rogues gallery, the most common one
I hear is that “Bruce Wayne, charitable donor” wouldn’t be an interesting
comic. I think Brubaker’s “World
Without Batman” is the comic embodiment of that argument, running of the theory
that Batman’s whole point isn’t to lessen suffering, but to make it palatable
and meaningful. That’s the real
thing that’s been robbed from the world without Batman: meaning.
All the people who died like Dick Grayson and Tim Drake’s
parents are still dead, it’s just that their deaths don’t mean anything in this
world. The world without Batman is
one filled with random chaos where death and life are these almost meaningless
concepts, it’s a world with no answers and no structure. The final scenes of the story feature
Commissioner Gordon dying in a car crash, essentially being cut down without
meaning or even notice from the world and Bruce Wayne witnessing this and
saying that someone should do something.
The ending might be intended to be uplifting but it feels so decidedly
impotent and defeated, like a desperate cry for someone, anyone to give this
world direction and import and agency.
That’s the world without Batman according to Brubaker, not a better
world, or a worse world, just a chaotic world where the “status quo” is that
people live and die without meaning and the really scary part is how much the
world without Batman looks just like the one we live in every day. Merry Christmas!
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