Hello
and welcome to Cover Story, diving as little into the world of comics as
possible. This coming week
represents the anniversary of Captain America’s creation, a landmark moment
that’s being celebrated with a lavish special on ABC alongside the Agent Carter 2 hour premiere. Given this is also the 240th
anniversary of America’s funding and the premiere of Captain America: Civil War, the third installment in what’s become
the definitive superhero franchise of this era, it’s a good time to be Captain
America that, I’ve decided to showcase some Cap covers this week. However, much like Wonder Woman there
are so many Captain America comics I could never cover them all in one go so
these covers are just the Golden Age Captain America issues IE ones from the
1940s. So, let’s jump into the
shallow end and get the cover story on the top 10 Captain America covers of the
Golden Age of comics.
10.
My favorite thing about this cover has to be Captain
America’s face. He just looks so
incredibly shocked and terrified that those candy colored missiles are being
launched towards what I assume is Earth.
Actually I’m really not convinced that green planet is Earth, partially
because the land masses don’t match but mainly because Earth doesn’t have a
space fleet of its own. I’m not
sure if the lady in the background is meant to be a villain and is directing
the rain of rainbow rockets or if that’s the Whizzer and she’s just freaking
out like Captain America there but she just adds to the weirdness.
Actually, the overall strangest thing
about this cover is the blend of content with time period. When this came out back in the ‘40s
superhero books only really dealt in literal covers, featuring what was exactly
happening within. This basically
means that there’s an incredibly good chance that within this very issue either
Cap is blown up to massive size or he’s discovered the world’s tiniest feuding
planets.
9.
First things first: yes this cover is supremely racist for
featuring that horrible vision of a stereotypically bucktoothed and
“inscrutable” looking Japanese soldiers.
It’s an unfortunate truth about a lot of these Golden Age covers that
they’re marred by racism and xenophobia but I promise this is the only time it
shows up and thankfully it’s just those couple of guys in the bottom left. That being said: I have exactly no idea
why these Japanese soldiers are station in a snowy slope upon which Captain
America could lead an entire battalion of skiing soldiers. Something you might note about Cap’s
shield here is that the design is different than the more modern version,
featuring a red inner circle and blue ring. Eventually this was scrapped and all for the better given
how overly designed this looks.
Still Captain America, with a grenade, on skis is a pretty amazing
image, even if being an unfortunate product of its time mars it.
8.
I admit, this cover is a little over designed but that’s
more a product of the time than anything else. And even so, I couldn’t give up the opportunity to showcase
the most bland looking super villain lair I’ve ever seen. You’ve got these amazingly creepy
looking cult members, marked by this great gnarled look to their bodies and
twisted looks of fury, preparing to sacrifice Cap’s child sidekick over an open
flame while inscribing his name in the Hotel of Horror ledger.
It’s all so amazingly well realized but
then you look around and realize the hotel looks like the plaza of a low rent
bed & breakfast with a thing for green and yellow décor. I’m also fairly certain that curtain in
the background is actually yellow with red polka dots, which is just the most
incredible thing, especially with that weirdo balcony it adorns in the middle
of the hotel lobby. Seriously,
this is a very poorly designed hotel for something that boasts such a cool
name.
7.
Captain America fighting flesh colored Smurfs known as the
Wee Males…yep, it’s all coming together here folks. Seriously, for a character who was marked for being
published during war times and fighting the Nazis it’s so weird to see him
battling it out with the tiniest munchkins but it’s even weirder that they
defeated him. It’s actually a bit
of a tradition in comics to ape the whole Gulliver’s
Travels thing with little guys taking out the hero but this is the only
time I’ve seen that happen with them completely knocking out the hero and not
even tying him down.
That’s
probably because that giant hand is looming menacingly towards Cap’s crotch
with menacing intent, which is itself deeply distressing. Actually, given that hand is coming out
of a cave too small for any person to fit into I can only assume that Thing
from the Addams Family has turned
into a sick, sick pervert.
6.
So here’s a weird one, the idea of the criminal circus led
by its villainous ringmaster is actually a pretty common one in superhero
comics and is most well known in Marvel’s super villain team the circus of
crime. I’m not sure if the circus
of crime is somehow based on this creepy as all hell Nazi circus but I wouldn’t
be surprised, especially given how similar the Ringmaster of the Nazi team and
the Ringmaster of the crime circus’ are.
Moving on, this Nazi circus is just terrifying, especially that creepy
big brained inbred freak holding a massive knife to that poor man’s
throat. I think the hunching green
guy poking their hostage is some kind of creepy ape man while the little person
dressed as a clown with an axe is pretty terrifying in his own right. Additionally, there’s also the great
fact that the foreshortening of this perspective shot is all wrong, with Cap
looming over everyone else even though he should be smaller than them, implying
he’s some kind of giant.
5.
I have no idea what’s happening hear other than that it’s
more pure nightmare fuel. Bucky,
who’s getting captured all over the place for a character that was eventually
retconned into Cap’s hardnosed army special forces partner, is tied up next to
one of the ugliest monsters ever seen and being injected with what I think is
the monster’s blood by a creepy toothless inbred hunchback monster. I think the implication is that the
blood will make Bucky a monster, which would explain why he’s so terrified by
the prospect certainly.
I really
love Cap’s stoicism, his face is such a thinly veiled mask of shock and
surprise, like he’s staying cool for Bucky but deep down he can’t believe
anything of this is happening.
Incidentally, the title blurb for this cover is Horror Hospital, which
sounds like a Goosebumps title, but
if this is a hospital it’s another super weirdly designed one given the
operating theater is in the middle of the hallway and right by a giant steal
door.
4.
I swear, I could’ve retitled this list “new and amazing ways
in which Bucky gets captured” and it’d be basically the same. There may be stronger entries on this
list but I think this one is my favorite, mainly for how awesome the satanic rendering
elements of that demonic artist are.
The kind of craggily face designs look a lot like Kirby and very well
may have been elements of his fill in work, given that comics of this time are
very hard to get accurate accreditation on.
He just looks so damn villainous and Luciferian, like when I
imagine a Satan type demon creature this is exactly what I imagine. It’s a visual that goes perfectly with
the idea of painting and evil artists as well, though I like that his “evil
artwork” thing seems to just be “paint as I murder people.” Also I note Captain America’s shield
has changed color again, reversing the blue and red rings, and the image of him
being shot at by a goon on a balcony is a direct parallel of the Hotel of
Horror.
3.
We had to get some Red Skull action in here and oh my God is
he terrifying in this rendering.
This is the most skeletal I’ve ever seen his skull design but more than
that he looks like he’s screaming for reasons that are so horrible and
terrifying if you knew them all the skin would melt off your face and you’d
start screaming too. Additionally,
everything else on this cover is absolutely insane.
I’m fairly certain the central element of this cover is,
that giant space gun, is being powered by the terrified looking blonde woman in
a random capsule, which probably means they’re tying up Bucky to use as
auxiliary power. At this point
I’ve also just come to accept that Captain America really is just a giant in
these early stories because he’s always drawn so much huger than all the other
characters or elements in the scene.
Also: chalk up another entry in the “Bucky is kidnapped” roster.
2.
Holy shit you cannot get any crazier than this. As Julius Schwartz once said: apes on
comics sell comics and I think he knows a little bit more about comics than we
do because he practically invented them.
What’s more, this cover is just amazing on every level and that
hilariously weird looking gorilla is just the icing on the cake. What makes the gorilla such a weird
part of this cover has got to be his lips, you just don’t tend to see a gorilla
with lips like this or those piercing green eyes.
However, as great as the gorilla is my God this cult is
undignified. Aside from their
Klansman hoods none of them are wearing pants in what’s either a hilariously
misguided attempt and synchronized nudity or just the worst luck
imaginable. These guys are such
incompetent cultist that even Bucky is getting the better of them, and he’s
been kidnapped nonstop over the course of this article.
1.
Well what else could it be? This cover is easily one of the most iconic images in all
comics for just a multitude of reasons.
This was the image that introduced the world to Captain America in
spectacular fashion. It’s a little
hard to tell but just like all the other covers in this list Cap is actually
bigger than everyone else in the room, so I guess super size really was just
one of his powers back in the day.
There’s also the glorious image of him punching Hitler right in the face
as hard as possible, to the point he’s dropped his various maps for world
conquest.
However, what really
sells this particular cover is the historical context. See, when most people see this cover
it’s considered amazing and campy but a product of its time but what people
forget/don’t realize is that this cover came out before America joined World
War 2. That makes this, one of the
most foundational images of all comics, a brazen declaration of personal agenda
for intervention against the Nazis and that’s no accident. Remember, Captain America was created
by the sons of Jewish immigrants; of course they’d make a hero to punch the
worst enemy their people ever saw right in the face.
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